February 2009
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love is a mix tape, p44
Crandall: So, how many times have you done it with her?
Colantino: None. She's a virgin bitch.
Crandall: Virgins are the worst kind! It takes so long to get it!
Colantino: But virgins are the best kind when you do get it.
Crandall: But it takes so long!
January 2009
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obama as a brand? →
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College freshman are more politically engaged today than at any point during the...
– UCLA Graduate School of Education
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Can the generation that mastered the text message, Facebook, camera phones, and...
– Brett McKenzie, I Worked My Butt off in School and all I Got was this Crappy Economy
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Anybody can be great because everybody can serve.
– Paul Farmer
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I hope Jimmy doesn’t have erectile disfunction
– Allie
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you could try and reconnect with a long lost jew, and tell him to consider sigma...
– Seth
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text messages are actually free. →
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ps3's hack security certificates? →
via endgadget
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Yo baby, on the real, I don’t have sex with people I do business with...
– The Grind Date, De La Soul
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everything you wanted
you know we only live here to do what we want. though it’s surprising how much we are cornered, forced, pushed, or led to do things other people/forces want us to do.
how amazing would it be to be able to look back on your life and say you did everything you wanted?
I think the trick with this notion is trying to be “on [your] track” 100% of the time. When you look at it,...
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today was a sad day cause we had to pull the plug on my grandmother, cause I...
– dan mintz
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there’s blood in my stool after that.
– conan o’brien, referencing listening to hours of Hannah Montana in a car ride with his kids
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recently on aim
Liz: you and i
when we get back
are going somewhere
Me: to do bad things?
Liz: and we are just gunna sit
and talk
Me: or that.
Liz: haha
or both
Me: that can also happen.
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Ain’t married life a bitch.
– Mitch Scott
When shopping at the am-pm, you gotta go for class.
– Mitch Scott